LED’s now relieve pain

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Robert Wagner, the man who has helped many seniors enhance their lifestyle through reverse mortgages, is out to help us again. This time he is giving creditability to the LED industry. Your humble editor was awakened this weekend to an infomerical where Mr. Wagner was hawking Light Relief, a device that uses infrared LEDs to direct a ‘powerful stream of warm therapeutic light deep into tissues to relieve pain’. For three payments of $39.95, but wait, they’ll drop one payment, so you get the system for only two easy payments. Tennis elbow, stiffness, tendonitis and chronic pain all are relieved by these miraculous LEDs. It fits every curve of your body. The future of pain relief is here. It’s natural. Once you have it, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it. Have fun and enjoy the people you love. It is guaranteed to relieve your pain with the touch of a button.

The website is not nearly as aggressive as the actual TV production which claims it was developed by NASA and “Navy Seals use it daily.” The commercial also claims that it uses “Medical Grade LED’s. Are these different than the LEDs in my flashlight? It is also FDA-cleared? What does that mean? Did the FDA approve it?

If it can fix Robert Wagner’s tennis elbow, maybe it can fix our economy….